donald\ trump

1. (Donald Trump) (1417↑, 74↓)

Living proof that money can't buy good hair.

In fact, money CAN buy good hair. Why [his] money has not, well, that's anyone's guess.

Author: Lady Chevalier http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/1299832

2. (Donald Trump) (508↑, 93↓)

The biggest Egomaniac on the planet. Hosts the show, "The Apprentice" and is said to have hair like a bird's nest? (Why the hell would you care about his hair when he just tosses five dollar bills out on the street everyday for people to scurry and try and get for fun?)

And now for Donald Trump's Fantasies: "Trumpzilla" "President Trump" & his favorite, "Menage a Trump"

Author: G-Union http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/595891

3. (donald trump) (326↑, 77↓)

A type of blowjob that invloves humiliation on the "giver"

donald trump: When a girl is giving a blow job. The man cums in her hair, gives her a combover. He then slaps her and says: "you're fired\!".

Author: 123456789tom http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/1847141

4. (Donald Trump) (395↑, 189↓)

Some rich bitch that has hot as fuck model girlfriends and is ugly as sin. That fucker could take that whack ass hair of his, cut that off, and then the hair its so popular, it could probably have its own lil gay ass reality show....the apprentice sucks

The Apprentice, Donald Trumps show, is worse than watching the fuckin OC

Author: Reppin Da Tree Oh Figh http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/900465

5. (Donald Trump) (246↑, 55↓)

The nasty hairstyle of combing thin strands of one colored hair into another and pushing some to the side where the end product resembles a dead chipmunk.

Casey looks bedazzling\! Her donald trump matches her fur coat\!

Author: Aldyn http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/749755

6. (donald trump) (133↑, 52↓)

someone who actually would not be the man he is today without his hair

"I have a stylist I go to in Queens. His name is Antonio. I think he's a fruit. But the bottom line is that the hair speaks for itself. Here's his card, tell him I sent you, and ask for the onion loaf."

Author: foo bear http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/1423124

7. (donald trump) (117↑, 67↓)

Net worth $2.6 billion thats 2,600 millions of U.S$ he inherited about $300 million from his dad Fred Trump a real estate guy and built up that fortune when you think of $ in the US Donald Trump comes to mind not bill gates if you want to drive trump crazy just call him a millionaire he hates it

Who does he think he is buying a Rolls royce donald trump or something?

Author: JENNY JAMES http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/1460394

8. (donald trump) (61↑, 16↓)

1.synonym for hair that looks like a racoon you just shoveled of the highway 2.synonym for a person who has supermodel girlfreinds cuz ur super ritch and you would be working at a sewage plant otherwise, and has shitty hair

1. Guy: you like my new hairstyle, its called the "donald trump". Guy 2: yea, it looks like an elephant just took a massive shit on your head, stupid ass hole. 2. "look at that guy's girlfriend, shes smokin, and hes like 95, he must be a donald trump, his hair looks like zebra shit though.

Author: its me sanchi http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/2160809

9. (donald trump) (66↑, 34↓)

some stupid guy whos last name makes me laugh, but it is also a way to describe that you need a shit (donald trump-dump) or for short jst call it a donald

i need a donald trump iv jst had a donald wait a min i need a donald

Author: Danger Dave.com http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/981253

10. (Donald Trump) (26↑, 11↓)

After you have ejaculated on a womans face you then throw a wad of money aiming for the face and whatever sticks to her face she gets to keep.

Look how much stuck to my face \!\! Thanks Donald Trump \!\!

Author: Dan Wellington & Ryan Faranso http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/3244446

11. (Donald Trump) (30↑, 17↓)

1. a hideous rug on someone's head 2. the Donald 3. Rosie's worst nightmare 4. a billionaire real estate mogul who built and ownes half of New York City and Atlantic City

Donald Trump is a rich, powerful S.O.B who ownes New York. Your'e fired\!\!\!\! You'de think with all his money he could at least pay for a decent haircut.

Author: krock1dk http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/2736536

12. (Donald Trump) (10↑, 1↓)

The [Donald Trump] is where you shoot your [sperm] on someones face and throw [money] at them. Whatever [sticks] to their face, they get to keep\!

"I was broke, so when I gave her the [Donald Trump] I used a handful of change so i could still have bus fare home\! I probably shouldn't have thrown it as hard though..."

Author: lost4eternitynow http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/4486532

13. (Donald Trump) (17↑, 9↓)

The illegitimate offspring of Jerry Springer and Barbara Bush. Someone who purchases brides for lots of money. Trump is conclusive proof that money can't buy you everything....like personality, for example.

"Oh Donald....Donald Trump...you're forgetting our pre-nuptual agreement again. For the last time, get your ugly fucking head back inside that pillowcase....or turn the damn lights off\!"

Author: SnowyOwl http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/1630374

14. (Donald Trump) (2↑, 1↓)

a dump.

Im just going for a Donald... A donald? Yeah...a Donald Trump... a Dump...

Author: garnerbigpotatoes http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/6195230

15. (donald trump) (33↑, 36↓)

Man worth billions. Actual worth hard to estimate do to the different business partnerships he has. Maintains booming real estate development business and runs many other businesses under the Trump Organization name. Hosts popular tv show titled "The Apprentice."

Trump Tower, Trump Ice, The Apprentice, Trump Models

Author: gfskatepark http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/1302459

16. (Donald Trump) (7↑, 13↓)

When you're doing a girl from behind, you cum in her hair and then arrange her hair into a Donald-esque comb-over, then when she turns around in approval, you smack her and yell, "you're fired\!" If you can do the snake hand, arm motion that the Donald does on The Apprentice, it's a bit more effective.

There was this one time, me and my girl were doing it and I accidentally came in her hair, then tried to get it out. But it just ended up looking like Donald Trump's comb-over. It was pretty fuckin funny.

Author: Alley Stonestreet http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/2263973

17. (Donald Trump) (3↑, 12↓)

When your fucking in any given position and the male pulls out busting his load on his hand, then takes that same hand to part his woman's hair. Then simpley pointing his finger at her saying, "YOUR FIRED"

She only wanted to fuck for no more than 5 min. so I gave her whoosh of Donald Trump

Author: DEJAVU530 http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/4150294

18. (donald trump) (50↑, 59↓)

a cracka ass mutha fucka who got rich by giving bill gates head. has a hair do called an "onion loaf" documented to SNL and jimmy falon. Has billions of dollars and the worst hair cut on the planet.

costumer: yes I'd like 2 bagels, an english muffin, and an onion loaf. clerk: sorry sir the only person I know with an onion loaf is donald trump.

Author: I fuck dumb bitches http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/1217191

19. (donald trump) (3↑, 16↓)

An extremely smart business man that realizes the most important issues our country faces today, i.e. the fact that China and other country's are ripping us off right in front of our faces. Everybody that has something bad to say about him usually says something about him being an asshole or him having bad hair or blah blah blah. Guess what people, none of that makes any difference whatsoever if he's a smart guy that could make some sort of difference in this country. If Obama was the biggest douche in the world and had the same haircut as Skrillex (again hair makes no difference because I love Skrillex, however his hair is terrible) and yet turned our country into what everyone really wants it to be and everything it SHOULD be, then would anyone care about that stuff? NO. Thumb this down if you must but once again that's something I could care less about. A picture on a screen representing what someone thinks about what I have to say makes absolutely no difference to how I feel and what I know to be the truth in this world. Hate Donald Trump all you want, but please America can you stop voting politician pigs into office? We need someone HONEST that knows the real issues.

Idiot \#1: Durrr donald trump's hair is so supa bad, how could someone with bad hair be president. Idiot \#2: I agree with you Billy-Bob-Danny-Frank, bad hair = bad leader, clearly. Me: Did you guys know that my 3 year old sister has more teeth than both of you combined? Weird huh?

Author: JoeNelly http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/5779045

20. (Donald Trump) (13↑, 42↓)

To drop the kids off at the pool, from cockney rhyming slang for dump.

I'm going upstairs for a [Pat Cash] and a Donald Trump. Be Back in an hour.

Author: Jippo http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/624052

21. (donald trump) (8↑, 39↓)

donald trump is a (random) sexual maneuver that entails the following. The act of finishing on a girls face, having her run around the room, and then kick her in the face. Better known as the "Flying Ninja"

She thought i was playin' until i donald trumped her.

Author: fandago http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/2173801

22. (Donald Trump) (16↑, 57↓)

Donald Trump is a total fucking boss to say the least. A self made millionaire, an economist, and now considering running for the 2012 presidential election. He knows a hell of a lot more than Obama does about our country's economy, and will turn our little bitch of a country into a big, dick hanging out, macho man country. Donald Trump for 2012. Fuck yeah.

Black kid: "Go Obama\! Yay, he's so great\!" Reasonable kid: "Fuck you faggot, Donald Trump is the legit shit."

Author: Just another badass http://donald-trump.urbanup.com/5595588

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Last updated: 2012.02.29